From now on, I'm totally coming to this place for all my senior citizen needs. They're only $3 here! Last I checked, they were at least $15 at Wal-Mart. Oh, and check this out...I asked the guy inside what the sign meant by "EVERY THURSDAY & SUNDAY COMBO" and he said that on Thursdays and Sundays you can get a combination of TWO senior citizens for the price of one. Holy cow!Of course, my guess is that these senior citizens aren't the prime, high-end kind you'll find down at sunny valley retirement center or hiding under every rock in Florida (seriously, you can't swing a dead cat in Florida without hitting a senior citizen). No, my guess is that these senior citizens are probably defective and more than a little stinky. Perhaps even cantankerous. Still, for $3? I can buy at least 10 on my budget and that's more than enough to last me for a few weeks. You guys should call the number on their sign some time and ask about their Thursday & Sunday combo. Lord knows these prices won't last for long.
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